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Schtick Season — 2026 season on Sleeper. Every roster checked against its manager's shtick; rule drift counts.
rosters Wed 12:56
· players Wed 09:26
aleveedallPrime Time
2-0
🔒 locked in
Old, Young, or PrimePrime
✓ legal
25, 26, or 27 years old on opening day
Nothing to flag.
AlexanderCraigWhy you always Kyren?
1-1
🔒 locked in
Jack Reacher
✓ legal
Every pick must have an ADP more than 5 picks past the pick you are making, and you may never hold a player who was never available to you: his ADP has to clear your earliest pick plus 5
Draft
all 12 picks came at least 5 picks after the market was taking them
Trades & adds
picked 8th, so every player this roster holds needs an ADP over 13 — the market was taking anyone inside that before this seat ever got a turn, so he could never be acquired, by trade or off waivers either
Nothing to flag.
BoltUpTNTCaeruleaphiles
0-2
🔒 locked in
Blue's Brothers
✓ legal
Plays for a team whose primary colour is blue
Nothing to flag.
bvlundbergWhat's His Age Again?
1-1
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Order MattersAge
✓ legal
Each pick must be at least as old as the previous pick
Draft
all 12 picks run forwards by age
Nothing to flag.
Demon1234Geriatrics
2-0
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Proven Only
✓ legal
No player in his first five NFL seasons
Nothing to flag.
forever3rdplacesesquipedalophobia
1-1
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Short or Long Last NameLong Name
✓ legal
Last name of 7 letters or more
Nothing to flag.
MicahHarri21Hey bud, what college?
0-2
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College MascotCollege Animals or Birds
✓ legal
College mascot is any living creature
Nothing to flag.
Mkardas
0-2
🔒 locked in
Draft CapitalFirst Rounders
✓ legal
Drafted in round 1
Nothing to flag.
MrZanderMr. U̶n̶limited
1-1
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Jersey Limit
✓ legal
NFC players only, and the jersey numbers on your roster must add up to less than 80
Jersey sum
jerseys add to 78 — 1 of room left
Nothing to flag.
skolvikesberlingKing of the North
2-0
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Pick a RegionNorth
✓ legal
Plays in the AFC North or NFC North
Nothing to flag.